NO ILY A LOT
I’m so happy we started talking because you’re a great friend and I can tell you just about anything. I was contemplating whether I should talk to you at first because I thought you’d fin me annoying. I’m glad you didn’t because I love you! Happy Birthday twerking-with-yo-grandma !!
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
ITS MY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!
bruh idek people are dicks tbh
Dating is weird bc some couples are really cute and affectionate with each other and then there’s me and my bf trying to throw each other down the bowling alley and grappling on the floor for dominance
you son of a mumford
when you get trolled:
I’m such a great friend
lmao did you just message me about someones lips like okay cool but have you seen him in general rhapsodybrohemian
—Jo Blackwell-Preston (via melwent)