♥i hate you♥
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALE!!

deanflowers:

I’m so happy we started talking because you’re a great friend and I can tell you just about anything. I was contemplating whether I should talk to you at first because I thought you’d fin me annoying. I’m glad you didn’t because I love you! Happy Birthday twerking-with-yo-grandma !!

NO ILY A LOT

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!

❝ why do people feel the need to talk shit to you, I see you are doing your own thing and these haters need to choke on a dick or sit on a fucking butter knife ❞

bruh idek people are dicks tbh 

minamarrrina:

Dating is weird bc some couples are really cute and affectionate with each other and then there’s me and my bf trying to throw each other down the bowling alley and grappling on the floor for dominance

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

perks-of-being-chinese:

when you get trolled:

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straaya:

I’m such a great friend

cortonism:

me at the clubs

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❝ Oh my god shaynes lips are thin as hell stfu ❞

lmao did you just message me about someones lips like okay cool but have you seen him in general rhapsodybrohemian

❝ Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are. ❞

—Jo Blackwell-Preston (via melwent)

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